[Crash, scramble scramble, creak.]

--o-ohgod--

--GET OFF ME YOU FILTHY LITTLE--

[CRASH. The sound of things being thrown about a room, a door being yanked open far too hard.]

AGH--oh NO you don't--

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[All that this transmission consists of it a loud, inhuman scream, some frantic breathing, and the words--]

--H-Holy FUCK--

[--over and over. This fine weekend finds kittyboy North switched out with Ripa, the Arbiter. Holy fuck is right.]

...Well crap.

[Deep voice, totally stutter-free.]

Guess they weren't kidding back at the facility when they said I was getting too big to sell.

Dammit, "unaesthetic" doesn't come close.

[Pause. Heavy sigh]

My collar doesn't even fit. This sucks.

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I'd like ev--everyone to know I'm not hiding. I want to help. I'd love to help. I--

[He sounds extremely frustrated.]

Shilo, remember when I--when we talked about that "best time to change things"? I think this is it. I'm--I'm pretty sure this is it. But I--

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P-Public--rrgh.

[Clears his throat and speaks very, very clearly. North is obviously tense, off-kilter, and not a happy camper if the low growl leaking into his voice on the vowels is any indication.]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

Having an active sex drive sucks.

This is so stupid.

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